returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets

Weaponized housekeeping

consequences arrive separately

side quest: find a free friday

beautiful… suspiciously beautiful

bubble goggles set to maximum joy

The Great Buddy Exodus

it’s giving oscar nomination

holy cheese

monday meetings should be cast into mordor

meow-cula

two clicks away from the fbi

The+calzo-nes+are+fantastic.+%26%238211%3B+Ben+Wyatt
The calzo-nes are fantastic. – Ben Wyatt
A+dogs+relationship+with+water+is+complicated.
A dogs relationship with water is complicated.
Put+life+on+hard+mode.
Put life on hard mode.
Momther+be+climbing+in+yo+windows%26%238230%3B
Momther be climbing in yo windows…
Join the conversation
Dolly+enjoys+the+best+of+both+worlds.+%23yeehaw
Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw
Yeah+that%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+make+a+bad+hobby%2C+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that’s going to make a bad hobby, actually…
Read+Agan
Read Agan
Fja%C3%83%C2%B0r%C3%83%C2%A1rglj%C3%83%C2%BAfur+%28say+it+out+loud%29+Canyon%2C+Iceland
Fjaðrárgljúfur (say it out loud) Canyon, Iceland
If+the+Tour+de+France+took+place+in+Portland
If the Tour de France took place in Portland
Preach+it+from+the+hilltops.
Preach it from the hilltops.
Fine.+Keep+your+secrets%26%238230%3B
Fine. Keep your secrets…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+train+I+can+get+to+Georgia+on%26%238230%3B
Now that’s a train I can get to Georgia on…