extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

reporting for scratches, commander

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

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