sometimes you can buy happiness

kirby, inhaling cake, spirits lifted

santa’s new dino express

garbage gifts, golden friendship

this toe is mine now

can’t spell “cat”… hacks nasa

cozy

can’t afford secret cat, man

nervous system runs the show

guac this economy

nine lives, zero emails

extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

reporting for scratches, commander

Program+not+responding%26%238230%3B
Program not responding…
I+hate+when+cashiers+make+remarks.
I hate when cashiers make remarks.
Butt+Lamp
Butt Lamp
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+easy+being+a+ginger.
It’s not easy being a ginger.
Join the conversation
The+mustache+is+a+powerful+thing.
The mustache is a powerful thing.
Making+adult+decisions.
Making adult decisions.
Clownouflage
Clownouflage
Wow.+Such+joke.
Wow. Such joke.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+one+of+those+days%26%238230%3B
It’s just one of those days…
Only+in+Canada.
Only in Canada.
Not+the+best+time+for+British+Airways+to+run+this+ad%26%238230%3B
Not the best time for British Airways to run this ad…
Didn%26%238217%3Bt+go+to+the+gym+today%26%238230%3B
Didn’t go to the gym today…