gray hair, but gold chains

airline motto: “stick with us”

doctor: describe the pain, me: “crist”

My dance floor has hooves

Found coin, lost youth

Fight me, I’m not sharing

quack-approved and hilarious

New diet: ID required, please

I’ll take two, hold the judgment!

Did someone say ‘surprise’?

body powered by pain updates

algebra homework supervisor

sometimes you can buy happiness

kirby, inhaling cake, spirits lifted

santa’s new dino express

kids+offline%2C+vibes+online
kids offline, vibes online
the+far+side+space+program
the far side space program
welcome+to+the+toddler+playoffs
welcome to the toddler playoffs
small+talk%3F+i+play+dead
small talk? i play dead
Join the conversation
one+more+hop%2C+you%E2%80%99re+done
one more hop, you’re done
ye+olde+dairy+queen
ye olde dairy queen
don%E2%80%99t+drop+the+soap%E2%80%A6+seriously
don’t drop the soap… seriously
radioactive+Barbie+soup%2C+anyone%3F
radioactive Barbie soup, anyone?
cowspiracy+theories+start+here
cowspiracy theories start here
mission+failed+successfully
mission failed successfully
kids+fear+veggies+more+than+viruses
kids fear veggies more than viruses
side+quest+retrieve+tape
side quest retrieve tape