fake bird, real beef

Yellow flags everywhere

Name? ‘Define: name’

love life: Over or under?

dusted and busted

She puts the ‘yum’ in ‘yummoning

the original ‘I just work here’ energy

Went to school a child, came back a judgmental auntie

FaceTime with anxiety

My goals? Don’t spill snacks

Hot & salty

From playground hero to ibuprofen icon

Some gas stations sell nightmares

License to chill… and avoid eye contact

You’re mad, I’m branded

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