You’re mad, I’m branded

Barkitecture

basically a human crystal ball

swap purr-sonality

sending ghostly splashbacks

“mostly coffee does that”

Owls need their beauty sleep!

Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic

“I fear stairs, not clowns.”

“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”

Disco in the back, legend in front

Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

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