Caught between glam and sham

“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

You shall not bounce!

The real glow-up

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Professional seed hoarder & snack influencer

Call me Rightzilla

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Suspect remains unbothered

Wall Street meets Walmart parking lot

Can’t get no… potion satisfaction

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