sink snacks, no witnesses, no shame

capitalism’s final boss right here

back when bluetooth was a superpower

hiss-tory was made

bark side of the force

emotional support criminal

we both gave up inside

purradox in full effect

me vs autocorrect

age is just seasoning, baby

catch me caring. oh wait…

Talking to 15 people? That’s a zoom meeting

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

someone fetch him a therapist

TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

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