Talking to 15 people? That’s a zoom meeting

Photoshop for the celiac.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

It fits.

Jesus moves.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

I approve of this body art.

Eat it and weep, loser

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

Be good to your gran.

When I dip you dip we dip.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

It’s different, kid.

United, should we be.

Fish are people, too, apparently.