nine lives, zero emails

extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

reporting for scratches, commander

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

Robert+Dicaprio.
Robert Dicaprio.
Or+is+it%26%238230%3B%3F
Or is it…?
Your+mommy+gets+it.
Your mommy gets it.
%26%238230%3Bbasically+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+card.
…basically it’s a card.
Join the conversation
Animals+That+Do+Drugs.
Animals That Do Drugs.
The+Ultimate+Worst.
The Ultimate Worst.
Places+on+my+bucket+list.
Places on my bucket list.
Tree+house+hotel+rooms.
Tree house hotel rooms.
Whovian+Institute.
Whovian Institute.
Just+a+regular+day+in+Russia%26%238230%3B
Just a regular day in Russia…
Would+you+kill+me%3F
Would you kill me?
Almost+finished+with+the+jar+of+Nutella%3F
Almost finished with the jar of Nutella?