reporting for scratches, commander

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets

Weaponized housekeeping

consequences arrive separately

Nintendo+Oui
Nintendo Oui
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bird%21+It%26%238217%3Bs+a+plane%21
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Intensity.
Intensity.
My+dream+one+day%26%238230%3B
My dream one day…
Join the conversation
For+a+lot+of+us+this+a+fact.
For a lot of us this a fact.
I%26%238217%3Bd+tap+that.
I’d tap that.
Can+I+come+over%3F
Can I come over?
The+one+true+riddle.
The one true riddle.
Making+important+life+choices.
Making important life choices.
Animated+noms.
Animated noms.
Bonzai+Treehouse
Bonzai Treehouse
Getting+paid+to+touch+your+junk.
Getting paid to touch your junk.