congrats, you’re telepathic

fridge inspector

small talk is a microtransaction.

luxury: blinking without interruption

absorbing lore

they built empires, i built a pillow fort

night shift pays well

bee gone, dignity gone too

olympic memes to cheer like a champion

coordinates of pure love

bad at summer, phd

empty habitat

shelf-care

generational besties, officially

trust issues, meet belly rubs

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