suddenly i’m in a math final

microwave: “touch it. i dare you”

0.1% but 100% confused

little treasures for big smiles

tiny arms, massive consequences

stop eating and walk to mars

install them like batteries

you call it inefficient. i call it iconic

she’s had enough of our nonsense

hug with a view

“mom believed in me… a bit too hard”

smell like angel, roar hell

I don’t believe in ghosts, but Casper’s my boy

man’s fruitiest friend

when life gives flirt…

Sand+art.
Sand art.
Cheetahs+are+incredibly+nervous+animals.
Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals.
Can+I+shoots%3F
Can I shoots?
Functioning+humans+vs+me.
Functioning humans vs me.
Join the conversation
Politicians+these+days.
Politicians these days.
A%26%238217%3Bah%26%238217%3BmM-E%26%238217%3Ber-rR%26%238217%3B-rR%26%238217%3B-I%26%238217%3Bi-i-I%26%238217%3Bi-c%26%238217%3BC-u%26%238217%3BUh-u%26%238217%3BUh-uhh%21%21%21%21
A’ah’mM-E’er-rR’-rR’-I’i-i-I’i-c’C-u’Uh-u’Uh-uhh!!!!
Benedict+Cumberbatch+avatar.
Benedict Cumberbatch avatar.
As+someone+about+to+graduate+from+law+school%26%238230%3B
As someone about to graduate from law school…
My+face+is+up+here%26%238230%3B
My face is up here…
If+a+drug+pup+could+talk.
If a drug pup could talk.
Pokemon+shape+the+future.
Pokemon shape the future.
One+missed+call.
One missed call.