why me

well why would it remember the /important/ things? that’d make sense

I can vividly feel the excitement

someone gun’ be sent to heaven

it just…slides so easily…

i’ve never resonated with a cicada more

attack o’ the catto

you can’t handle the tooth!

there is only one way to consume news:

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*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

you’re in for a shell of a time

“his final words were:”

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