i have been squished

*i’m* the only one that isn’t creepy at this time of night

the reversal of the century!

drowning in cats, you could say

quiet 99.9999% of the time, loud only when you need it not to be

idk, i think you’re laundry in disguise

tea is more than what it seems

the cycle never ends…

one of the most annoying things on the planet

what butter nut wants, butter nut gets

waiting for the cleaning fairy to show up

never giving my kid a toy again >:(

to be fair, one is more important than the other

funnily enough, it’s the same thing sports fans say

as treebeard would say: do not be hasty

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