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waiting for the cleaning fairy to show up

You are what you eat.
You are what you eat.
The World Can Be Better
The World Can Be Better
My annual Halloween portrait. Too grisly?
My annual Halloween portrait. Too grisly?
Dad! The power went out!
Dad! The power went out!
Wisdom.
Wisdom.
Changing from jeans to pajama pants…
Changing from jeans to pajama pants…
Father?
Father?
Walter White by day, Heisenberg by night.
Walter White by day, Heisenberg by night.
Dogs and squirt guns will never get old
Dogs and squirt guns will never get old
You are currently on a 4.5 billion year old spaceship.
You are currently on a 4.5 billion year old spaceship.
The greatest fortune in the world.
The greatest fortune in the world.
We are 90’s kids.
We are 90’s kids.
Never mess with the IT guy.
Never mess with the IT guy.
My cat loves Autumn.
My cat loves Autumn.
She’s not the most excited about Halloween…
She’s not the most excited about Halloween…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
If+a+lobbyist+falls+in+the+woods%26%238230%3B
If a lobbyist falls in the woods…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+an+issue%2C+Jim.
It’s not even an issue, Jim.
Join the conversation
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
1999+was+a+good+year+for+Google.
1999 was a good year for Google.
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
How+does+that+sounds+to+you%3F
How does that sounds to you?
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
Burn+the+books%21
Burn the books!