wait, six months? so…not hours…?

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that’s 2 more than previous!

dying of snoredom

sniffum’

wiat, that’s *not* what it wants?

my social graces know no limits

honestly that’s me even *after* using a lint roller

every single time without fail

well if the price is right

always the worst angle and lighting

let me have my placebo in peace

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