thank you, mystery man

i have no memory of this place

maybe I am a monster after all

the DSM-V knows all

and end up using spellcheck anyways

covering my eyes when i log in

big plans

you’ll be wiping them off your shirt for hours

dammit steve

the towel on the back of your door is even worse

i swear i’m not stealing anything

only to be confronted with “pay to see who’s calling you”

10 Things that are Creepy by Complete Happenstance

THEY TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN’ AAAANYYY-WWHHHEEEEREEE

perfect priortizing

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