you’ll be wiping them off your shirt for hours

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

writing a book during lockdown that everyone can relate to

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

your driving test is all about the cones

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

qr codes will never run out

lord of the rings meets reddit

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

goblins don’t watch netflix

which old game did you spend the most time playing?

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong