he gave her flowers, she gave him time

blocked chi, blocked snacks, blocked joy

abracada-bro!

nutflix and nap

culinary school of black magic

meow culpa? next question, peasants

not mad. just fashionably disappointed

recipe by mother nature’s evil twin

one sock led to a side quest

fake bird, real beef

Yellow flags everywhere

Name? ‘Define: name’

love life: Over or under?

dusted and busted

She puts the ‘yum’ in ‘yummoning

Blacksmiths+HATE+this+one+trick%21
Blacksmiths HATE this one trick!
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy%2C+it+just+might+work%21
It’s so crazy, it just might work!
What+a+relevant+panel+of+speakers%26%238230%3B
What a relevant panel of speakers…
You+are+the+trash+I+always+needed+in+my+life.
You are the trash I always needed in my life.
Join the conversation
The+future+has+been+here+all+along%26%238230%3B
The future has been here all along…
Freeze%21
Freeze!
This+little+fishy+is+confused%26%238230%3B
This little fishy is confused…
Please+report+to+the+White+House+A%24AP%26%238230%3B
Please report to the White House A$AP…
We+must+murder+the+mother.
We must murder the mother.
Prove+me+wrong.
Prove me wrong.
Do+the+crime%2C+do+the+time%3B+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+always+say.
Do the crime, do the time; that’s what I always say.
Words.
Words.