She puts the ‘yum’ in ‘yummoning

the original ‘I just work here’ energy

Went to school a child, came back a judgmental auntie

FaceTime with anxiety

My goals? Don’t spill snacks

Hot & salty

From playground hero to ibuprofen icon

Some gas stations sell nightmares

License to chill… and avoid eye contact

You’re mad, I’m branded

Barkitecture

basically a human crystal ball

swap purr-sonality

sending ghostly splashbacks

“mostly coffee does that”

Just+shoot+me.
Just shoot me.
I%26%238217%3Bm+super+lazy%21%21
I’m super lazy!!
On+second+thought%26%238230%3B
On second thought…
Future+hipsters+of+America.
Future hipsters of America.
Join the conversation
Some+people+are+alive+only+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+illegal+to+kill+them.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
She+laughs%3F%21
She laughs?!
Tourist+vs.+art+graduate+vs.+Asian.
Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.
Just+meows.
Just meows.
Jingle+bells%2C+Twilight+smells.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells.
Behind+the+mask.
Behind the mask.
How+do+you+park+your+car%3F
How do you park your car?
Get+this+kid+a+haircut.
Get this kid a haircut.