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i’m up, but am i really awake?

i'm up, but am i really awake?
This is the news I’ve been waiting for…
This is the news I’ve been waiting for…
Remember your bones.
Remember your bones.
Now here is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down…
Now here is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down…
‘Randomly generated’
‘Randomly generated’
[FE]eling the heat on this one.
[FE]eling the heat on this one.
We shall go on an adventure.
We shall go on an adventure.
The signature of every British monarch since 1377
The signature of every British monarch since 1377
Maybe we could share a chocolate cake…
Maybe we could share a chocolate cake…
Terry Crews approves of this message.
Terry Crews approves of this message.
Get Nic’d
Get Nic’d
PSA: Drink more water this week than you did last week.
PSA: Drink more water this week than you did last week.
Artist Rudolf Kohn, transformed a mangled car into an emoji as an anti texting and driving PSA.
Artist Rudolf Kohn, transformed a mangled car into an emoji as an anti texting and driving PSA.
What’s happening to me?
What’s happening to me?
Prehistoric protein.
Prehistoric protein.
Mistlefoe
Mistlefoe
You+gotta+take+the+red+pill+first%26%238230%3B
You gotta take the red pill first…
This+isn%26%238217%3Bt%2A+what+we%26%238217%3Bve+trained+for%21+%26%238211%3B+Police%2C+probably.
This isn’t* what we’ve trained for! – Police, probably.
Some+dads+are+better+than+others.
Some dads are better than others.
A+mothers+instinct%26%238230%3B
A mothers instinct…
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The+feline+is+not+impressed.
The feline is not impressed.
But+it%26%238217%3Bs+colddd
But it’s colddd
Someone+didn%26%238217%3Bt+pay+their+renewal+fee%26%238230%3B
Someone didn’t pay their renewal fee…
Mama%26%238217%3Bs+boy.
Mama’s boy.
A+thank+you%2C+from+Lisa.
A thank you, from Lisa.
The+mask+for+Arnold+Schwarzenegger%26%238217%3Bs+stunt+double.
The mask for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stunt double.
Yeah+definitely+breaking+in+to+this+house.
Yeah definitely breaking in to this house.
Hey%2C+at+least+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+trying+to+pull+the+wool+over+your+eyes%26%238230%3B
Hey, at least he’s not trying to pull the wool over your eyes…