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I’ve got no strings…

I've got no strings...
not all heroes wear shirts
not all heroes wear shirts
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
if serotonin had a mascot
if serotonin had a mascot
runs on lettuce and ambition
runs on lettuce and ambition
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
heatstroke? not on my ranch
heatstroke? not on my ranch
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
i forgot what i forgot
i forgot what i forgot
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
hunger… my oldest companion returns
hunger… my oldest companion returns
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
they named it on their lunch break
they named it on their lunch break
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
Let%26%238217%3Bs+play+trains.
Let’s play trains.
A+true+hacker%5Bwomans.
A true hacker[womans.
Reproductive+science%2C+bitch%21
Reproductive science, bitch!
Cha-ching%21
Cha-ching!
Join the conversation
But+there%26%238217%3Bs+got+to+be+a+better+way%0AA+better+way%2C+better+way%2C+yeah.
But there’s got to be a better way A better way, better way, yeah.
no%2C+its+beccie.
no, its beccie.
Read+them+all.
Read them all.
Next+assignment%2C+draw+a+gorilla.
Next assignment, draw a gorilla.
Wait+just+a+got+dam+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait just a got dam minute…
Moms+give+bad+advice%2C+at+times.
Moms give bad advice, at times.
I%26%238217%3Bm+participating%2C+too%21
I’m participating, too!
Mr.+Rob+yo%26%238217%3B+bank
Mr. Rob yo’ bank

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