The problem with emotional support cats…

The problem with emotional support cats...

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

The cheeps

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

The scent of love

The scent of love

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

Hoo-rah!

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

soory not soory

soory not soory

please send help

please send help

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column