Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

I could climb this pinnacle.

So long and thanks for all the oil…

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

OK but what about the gig workers?

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

The briefings will continue until morale improves…

Simpsons quarantined first?

Electricity, a guide.

Dad jokes…

Look at it differently.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

Pandemics are for poetry.