Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

The cheeps

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

soory not soory

soory not soory

Hoo-rah!

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger