Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

I’m still fat.

I’m still fat.

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not anti-social.

AT AT afternoon

AT AT afternoon

A non-deadly Australian animal.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

First rule about Diet Club

First rule about Diet Club

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Correction, you love ice cream.

Correction, you love ice cream.

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

Not where you want to be in life.

Not where you want to be in life.

I could bathe here.

I could bathe here.

That’s when the fight started…

That’s when the fight started…

Modern pixel art.

Modern pixel art.

So many texts with dog

So many texts with dog

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.