You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion
RIP In Peace, old friend.
Thoughts and prayers for the husband.
How to clean your cat.
Tease it, Susan!
May I please hold ya push beans? No? OK…
[just the] tip for newlyweds
Salesman of the year award.
The Mute Ginger Mermaid: A Lesson in Reading Fine Print
Cables have storage priority.
Bearly lost a drop.
There were some hecklers in Canadian Parliament
These are not the crayons you’re looking for…
If Dracula Had A Cat Lol…
‘Oh FFS, it lights up’ – Doggo probably.
playing both sides of the border
always come prepared with cheese
radioactive gamer soda
Join the conversation
i am enough
*not* sent from my iphone
the importance of the oxford comma
sir, this is a wendys
i’ve made a few mistakes, okay
two cloves of garlic
bedside water is the best