My body is ready.

My body is ready.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Clowns.

Why I’m alone.

Why I’m alone.

Aliens.

Thug life.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.