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Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend...
this is how many sides a circle has
this is how many sides a circle has
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
you cicada be kidding me!
you cicada be kidding me!
i have such fond memories of funnel milk
i have such fond memories of funnel milk
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals
the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals
Step+one%2C+complete.
Step one, complete.
Elephant+love.
Elephant love.
Getting+kicked+out+of+the+theater%26%238230%3B
Getting kicked out of the theater…
Things+that+taught+me+life+isn%26%238217%3Bt+fair.
Things that taught me life isn’t fair.
Join the conversation
Ryan+Gosling+won%26%238217%3Bt+eat+his+cereal%26%238230%3B
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal…
A+very+redneck+Christmas.
A very redneck Christmas.
If+I+were+a+DJ.
If I were a DJ.
He%26%238217%3Bs+such+a+health+freak%26%238230%3B
He’s such a health freak…
Watch+your+step%26%238230%3B
Watch your step…
What+weekends+feel+like.
What weekends feel like.
Lies.
Lies.
Good+morning+Bane.
Good morning Bane.