All I could think of watching Jurassic World.

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

the world is ready to see me at my worst

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

peekaboo for adults

he can’t hear you!

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

did you know e.t. had a last name?

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?