Could you not, babe?

Could you not, babe?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move