restin’ peace

When you gotta go, you gotta go

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

24 then and now

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf