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Brad, why are you the way that you are?

Brad, why are you the way that you are?
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
i zig when life zags
i zig when life zags
if it fits, it tricks
if it fits, it tricks
they named it on their lunch break
they named it on their lunch break
hunger… my oldest companion returns
hunger… my oldest companion returns
100% good boy
100% good boy
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
i forgot what i forgot
i forgot what i forgot
i asked for volume, not vengeance
i asked for volume, not vengeance
“them ankles look seasoned”
“them ankles look seasoned”
they came to cast and strut
they came to cast and strut
not all heroes wear shirts
not all heroes wear shirts
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
runs on lettuce and ambition
runs on lettuce and ambition
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
signalling+is+a+virtue
signalling is a virtue
apple+to+pommes
apple to pommes
booked+time
booked time
toddler+timing
toddler timing
Join the conversation
principled+principal
principled principal
magical+audacity
magical audacity
missed+opportunity
missed opportunity
burger+regicide
burger regicide
awkward+anamnesis
awkward anamnesis
how+to+avoid+becoming+the+%26%238220%3Bexcel+guy%26%238221%3B+at+work%3A
how to avoid becoming the “excel guy” at work:
contact+information
contact information
celling+yourself+short
celling yourself short