Prosthetic eyes.

Prosthetic eyes.

Jesus, take the wheel!

Jesus, take the wheel!

Twerk

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NON-TOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NON-TOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

Gay men will marry your girlfriends.

Gay men will marry your girlfriends.

Fun with Snowmen!

Fun with Snowmen!

Every morning after my first cup of coffee.

Every morning after my first cup of coffee.

It’s that time of year again.

It’s that time of year again.

I used to have a one-eyed cat…

I used to have a one-eyed cat…

Interacting with babies…

Interacting with babies…

For the kid in all of us…

For the kid in all of us…

I wish more people had this power.

I wish more people had this power.

NOPE… YEP!

My boyfriend was eager to meet my mom.

My boyfriend was eager to meet my mom.

Napoleon Dynamite cast – Then and now.

Napoleon Dynamite cast – Then and now.

And that’s why gas prices are so high.

And that’s why gas prices are so high.