I need the 110 version, please.

I need the 110 version, please.

get more @feelwelcome

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

did he do it?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

spitting venom

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

time to cry!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

beer science

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes