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*blunt force traumas*

*blunt force traumas*
Morning routine.
Morning routine.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Poor brontosaurus.
Poor brontosaurus.
The best recipe ever.
The best recipe ever.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
Real men don’t use doors.
Real men don’t use doors.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
I barfed.
I barfed.
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
You idiot.
You idiot.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
Ignorance.
Ignorance.