Feeling Lucky?

rock-star performance

My small talk usually goes like this
My small talk usually goes like this
Too legit
Too legit
A small island in Rovaniemi, Finland.
A small island in Rovaniemi, Finland.
Must… Get… This… To… My… Human
Must… Get… This… To… My… Human
Wall Covered In Dinosaur Footprints
Wall Covered In Dinosaur Footprints
Hillary gets called out
Hillary gets called out
Unique City Built Under, Over And Around A Mountain
Unique City Built Under, Over And Around A Mountain
Prison broken. Great lesson in empathy. You never know what others are going through.
Prison broken. Great lesson in empathy. You never know what others are going through.
Create your own conspiracy theory!
Create your own conspiracy theory!
The Obamas' on their wedding day, 1992
The Obamas' on their wedding day, 1992
Everyone stfu
Everyone stfu
Human Hand Candles
Human Hand Candles
What Your Drink Really Says About You
What Your Drink Really Says About You
Of Course It Sucks
Of Course It Sucks
Adulting your taxes
Adulting your taxes
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Villagers+knit+large+jumpers+to+save+elephants+from+near+freezing+temperature+in+Mathura%2C+India.
Villagers knit large jumpers to save elephants from near freezing temperature in Mathura, India.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
Join the conversation
In+event+of+a+fire%2C+we+require+a+sacrifice%26%238230%3B
In event of a fire, we require a sacrifice…
Can+you+hear+the+money+sing%3F
Can you hear the money sing?
Savages%26%238230%3B
Savages…
Mark+Twain+in+Nikola+Tesla%26%238217%3Bs+lab%2C+circa+1895.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
Cursed+Tommy+Siegel%26%238230%3B
Cursed Tommy Siegel…
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.
Thanks+for+covering+the+gaps+in+our+defense+budget%2C+Dollar+Shave+Brothers%21
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
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