‘Oh FFS, it lights up’ – Doggo probably.

Puppy guilt trip

Puppy guilt trip

I had no choice!

I had no choice!

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

back in my day…

back in my day…

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

Amy Schumer responds

Amy Schumer responds

WARR-E

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard

I would have put a few points on walking…

I would have put a few points on walking…

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

biggest fear