‘Oh FFS, it lights up’ – Doggo probably.

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

work day lunch break hack

work day lunch break hack

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?