The table of contents from a Civil War soldier’s diary

The table of contents from a Civil War soldier's diary

Have you tried the ventilation shaft?

Have you tried the ventilation shaft?

The IT department was not entertained.

The IT department was not entertained.

I am the doll now. – Cat, probably

I am the doll now. – Cat, probably

Tanks have hops like you wouldn’t believe.

Tanks have hops like you wouldn’t believe.

You nailed it, Drewis.

You nailed it, Drewis.

Let’s hear it Charles!

Let’s hear it Charles!

Shine bright like a diamond…

Shine bright like a diamond…

And ugh, hold the kryptonite, please…

And ugh, hold the kryptonite, please…

It is the restaurant way

It is the restaurant way

You are allowed to get dat paper.

You are allowed to get dat paper.

We do live in a [tribal] society…

We do live in a [tribal] society…

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Frankis, consider toning it down a notch.

Frankis, consider toning it down a notch.

The timing was impeccable.

The timing was impeccable.

Been looking forward to it all year!

Been looking forward to it all year!