…let there be light.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
I think I figured it out…
As someone who voted for Obama (twice)…
My cat is a jerk…
Who wants a shot!?
Meanwhile in England
I opened the window for a second…
The most beautiful funeral ever.
You’re the worst at pranks.
Best sign at a florist shop ever…
Burn all western literature…
Ultimate chick flick.
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
Looks have an expiration date.
What skills do you have?
Join the conversation
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
The salad is room temp.
The mighty leopard moose camel.
Wait till I say gODDAMMIT!!
We’ll have to dry off before brunch.
An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.
Broke parenting life hack