I don’t know anyone named Paige.

I don't know anyone named Paige.

via Iziah

Open that shop next to the club!

Open that shop next to the club!

Always when you need it

Always when you need it

Straight to work

Straight to work

need an antisocial mode button

need an antisocial mode button

I can afford it

I can afford it

I wish I could also add an “s” to my eyebrow

I wish I could also add an “s” to my eyebrow

dad’s staring vibe

dad’s staring vibe

Yes, but with more cursing

Yes, but with more cursing

Dad: I’m disappointed / son: hi disappointed, I’m Andy

Dad: I’m disappointed / son: hi disappointed, I’m Andy

dads be like:

Keep doing what you’re doing!

Keep doing what you’re doing!

horribly accurate

horribly accurate

10 funny memes to boost your serotonin

10 funny memes to boost your serotonin

I thought everyone does this

I thought everyone does this

Drive me crazy