rule of writing: whatever can go wrong, will go wrong

what the movie is really about

what the movie is really about

does whatever a spider can

does whatever a spider can

limited edition

limited edition

does the cat become a hero or a villain?

does the cat become a hero or a villain?

there’s a vampire joke in here somewhere

there’s a vampire joke in here somewhere

i have the mccreeps

i have the mccreeps

wonder what the bill was

wonder what the bill was

underrated video game movie

underrated video game movie

it would fit with the show

it would fit with the show

beautiful, powerful, fearsome

beautiful, powerful, fearsome

i want this keyboard

i want this keyboard

i don’t think he really said that

i don’t think he really said that

writing email is a dangerous game if you’re not careful

writing email is a dangerous game if you’re not careful

i bet the kids are pretty kneady

i bet the kids are pretty kneady

hit the sack