DO NOT buy this book!

DO NOT buy this book!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

time to cry!

wasted gems

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

spitting venom

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

the math adds up

the math adds up

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?