Feeling Lucky?

DO NOT buy this book!

DO NOT buy this book!
It’s not worth the risk.
It’s not worth the risk.
Calvin: Smartass
Calvin: Smartass
Do you have anything to declare?
Do you have anything to declare?
Ain’t no party like a Gatsby party.
Ain’t no party like a Gatsby party.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
He knows how to get the ladies.
He knows how to get the ladies.
I once came home to a hostage situation.
I once came home to a hostage situation.
I’ll buy some…
I’ll buy some…
Do you wanna build a snowman…?
Do you wanna build a snowman…?
…black people.
…black people.
Religion: expectation vs reality.
Religion: expectation vs reality.
You’re the Obi-Wan for me, and other such valentines.
You’re the Obi-Wan for me, and other such valentines.
All praise the weird shiny square
All praise the weird shiny square
This is the 90s
This is the 90s
Fabulous Eminem with gangster Elton John
Fabulous Eminem with gangster Elton John
The+case+of+the+missing+bagel%26%238230%3B
The case of the missing bagel…
The+one+whom+writes%26%238230%3B
The one whom writes…
The+straw+collector+strikes+again.
The straw collector strikes again.
I%26%238217%3Bm+in+stage+potato%2C+personally.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
Join the conversation
Kelly+is+all+of+us.
Kelly is all of us.
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
More+like+Jerry+Garcia%26%238230%3B
More like Jerry Garcia…
The+Muppets+visit+the+set+of+Hogwarts%2C+circa+1980.
The Muppets visit the set of Hogwarts, circa 1980.
You+keep+using+that+word%26%238230%3B
You keep using that word…
%2Abites+apple%2A
*bites apple*
Let+him+%2ACRONCH%2A
Let him *CRONCH*
Written+in+stone.
Written in stone.