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Someone lost their job… (and head)

Someone lost their job... (and head)
Stop calling Justin Bieber gay
Stop calling Justin Bieber gay
Jesus stop messing around
Jesus stop messing around
Oh salad… You so silly
Oh salad… You so silly
Puppy inhales bubble in slow motion.
Puppy inhales bubble in slow motion.
Back when Spongebob was good.
Back when Spongebob was good.
Brace yourselves: 2015 is coming!
Brace yourselves: 2015 is coming!
Heart surgery.
Heart surgery.
You’re going to kill me aren’t you?
You’re going to kill me aren’t you?
Stephen Fry doesn’t mess around
Stephen Fry doesn’t mess around
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Conspiring against father.
Conspiring against father.
Kim Jong Fabulous
Kim Jong Fabulous
Things that don’t work.
Things that don’t work.
USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) steams through the Straits of Hormuz
USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) steams through the Straits of Hormuz
Why the original Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
Why the original Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Join the conversation
%40+4am%26%238230%3B
@ 4am…
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.