40 tons of loose fishing nets retrieved from the Pacific Ocean

thanks but no thanks

especially on a friday

all the pain

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

tooting his own horn

the gift no one wants

are you awake or ashleighp?

your phone always knows

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

house therapy

it’s healthy to set boundaries

pass me some coal

team carrie

you’re next!