let me pet you
Whales are jerks.
In an alternate universe.
When I eat the last cookie…
I live a very social life…
Do you ever get that feeling?
Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.
Self-defense for women.
Baby turtles are adorable.
When North Korea strikes.
Patio to pool in less than two minutes.
My actual mantra.
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.
America, your presidential candidates are a joke.
The Gentlemens Club
Join the conversation
I just don’t talk in meetings anymore
They Would Be The Most Wonderful Cemeteries
Short People Know The Struggle
But It Was Only One Month
Have you ever been so mad you cried in Spanish?