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can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
I was scarred as a child :D
I was scarred as a child :D
So I made this final conclusion. Where is my Nobel prize?
So I made this final conclusion. Where is my Nobel prize?
One HUGE design flaw with the Apple Watch that no one has thought about yet
One HUGE design flaw with the Apple Watch that no one has thought about yet
Run Little Bunny
Run Little Bunny
On the White House Security…
On the White House Security…
Evil appendix
Evil appendix
It all makes sense now…
It all makes sense now…
Speechless.
Speechless.
In my piggy bank
In my piggy bank
We’re all going to look like idiots, but DAMN it’ll be fun!
We’re all going to look like idiots, but DAMN it’ll be fun!
This, this makes me so happy
This, this makes me so happy
Words
Words
One day, one day
One day, one day
Basically dating me
Basically dating me
Do you even lift?
Do you even lift?
Ban+emotional+support+clowns
Ban emotional support clowns
The+only+time+grandma+will+leave+you+hungry%26%238230%3B
The only time grandma will leave you hungry…
When+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+stop+checking+out+your+significant+udder%26%238230%3B
When you can’t stop checking out your significant udder…
Fantastic+news%21
Fantastic news!
Join the conversation
Clippy+for+internet+forums%21
Clippy for internet forums!
We%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+need+more+lenses%26%238230%3B
We’re going to need more lenses…
Device+fatigue+is+real.
Device fatigue is real.
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+do+that%26%238230%3B
You weren’t supposed to do that…
This+horse+will+evaluate+your+soul%2C+for+a+fee.
This horse will evaluate your soul, for a fee.
The+breadsticks+will+flow.
The breadsticks will flow.
FEED+ME%2C+SEYMOUR%21
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
Well+played%2C+Mr.+Jutt.+Well+played.
Well played, Mr. Jutt. Well played.