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Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.

Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.

Weaponize your airbags.

Weaponize your airbags.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…

That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…

Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.

Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.

Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…

Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…

How has serving impacted you?

How has serving impacted you?

Me and my murder crew.

Me and my murder crew.

I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.

I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.

Road trip for the [m]asses.

Road trip for the [m]asses.

Salamander master race.

Salamander master race.

A Bee’s Life.

A Bee’s Life.

That settles it, actually.

That settles it, actually.

Crocodiles struggle in band class.

Crocodiles struggle in band class.

I think I nailed the technical interview…

I think I nailed the technical interview…