‘I would view it as something that just surprised the whole world’ – The Real Donald Trump, probably.

'I would view it as something that just surprised the whole world' - The Real Donald Trump, probably.

that security guard deserves a medal

that security guard deserves a medal

our sincere aology

our sincere aology

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

the biggest plot hole in star wars

the biggest plot hole in star wars

‘merica…

Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.

Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.

priorities, right?

priorities, right?

thoughts?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

smart and funny. a true legend

smart and funny. a true legend

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

my favorite stormtrooper helmet